wildestranger: (wine)
Title: The Disgraced Governess
Bands: Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Hush Sound, The Cab, Cobra Starship (mentions of My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Academy Is…, Empires).
Pairings: Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Jon, Pete/Patrick
Words: 33000<
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Brendon is a governess with a disgraced past (dallying with a stable boy!), who comes to teach the young cousins of Sir Spencer Smith. Sir Spencer is amused by this bouncy young man, whose enthusiasm is both strange and strangely appealing, but who manages to hide questions about his past with unexpected smoothness. Consequently, Sir Spencer finds himself paying far to much attention to Mr Boyd’s secretive manner as well as to the way he fills his regrettably old and worn clothes (his breeches being far too tight and not quite fitting right). Furthermore, Sir Spencer's oldest friend, the dissolute Lord Ross, is trying to woo, unsuccessfully, his estate manager Mr Walker. despite the tumultuous passion between them, Mr Walker refuses to give in to Lord Ross's advances as long as Lord Ross refuses to admit that it is more than a tumble in the hey that he wants from Mr Walker. Fortunately, Walker is a patient man and willing to wait while Ross goes through his tantrums.

To this entangled situation arrives Mr Wentz, a cousin of Sir Spencer and an old flame of Lord Ross. Mr Wentz is known for his debauched lifestyle and delights in causing mayhem - and he seems far too interested in Sir Spencer's new tutor. But will the lovers find a way? Will Brendon lose his flower and find healing through the magic of buttsex? Will Ryan learn to admit his feelings and finally convince Jon Walker to bed him? Find out in THE DISGRACED GOVERNESS!

Author’s notes: Thanks to [profile] olivia_circe and [profile] dunderpate for making the most wonderful fan mix and art (respectively) for this fic. Thanks also to [profile] _emeraldgreen and [personal profile] harriet_vane for reading through this at various stages – all the remaining typos etc are my own fault!

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four

Bonus Tracks/Enhanced Content:

Fanmix:

Happily Ever After In Eternal Buggery by [profile] olivia_circe

Fanart:

Brendon Boyd, a governess: An Intimate Portrait by [profile] dunderpate
wildestranger: (panic regency/pre_raphaelite1)
I had the good fortune to acquire [livejournal.com profile] olivia_circe as my fanmixer. Her choice of music has embraced lovingly the crack-esque formation of this story, and the song list reflects that.

Happily Ever After In Eternal Buggery
a fanmix for The Disgraced Governess

Read more... )

And under the cut is some truly fabulous fanart by [livejournal.com profile] dunderpate. I can't tell you how much I love the composition in this - it is utterly perfect for the story. Thank you so much!

Brendon Boyd, Governess: An Intimate Portrait )
wildestranger: (panic regency/pre_raphaelite1)
Title: The Disgraced Governess
Bands: Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Hush Sound, The Cab, Cobra Starship (mentions of My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Academy Is…, Empires).
Pairings: Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Jon, Pete/Patrick
Words: 33000<
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Brendon is a governess with a disgraced past (dallying with a stable boy!), who comes to teach the young cousins of Sir Spencer Smith. Sir Spencer is amused by this bouncy young man, whose enthusiasm is both strange and strangely appealing, but who manages to hide questions about his past with unexpected smoothness. Consequently, Sir Spencer finds himself paying far to much attention to Mr Boyd’s secretive manner as well as to the way he fills his regrettably old and worn clothes (his breeches being far too tight and not quite fitting right). Furthermore, Sir Spencer's oldest friend, the dissolute Lord Ross, is trying to woo, unsuccessfully, his estate manager Mr Walker. despite the tumultuous passion between them, Mr Walker refuses to give in to Lord Ross's advances as long as Lord Ross refuses to admit that it is more than a tumble in the hey that he wants from Mr Walker. Fortunately, Walker is a patient man and willing to wait while Ross goes through his tantrums.

To this entangled situation arrives Mr Wentz, a cousin of Sir Spencer and an old flame of Lord Ross. Mr Wentz is known for his debauched lifestyle and delights in causing mayhem - and he seems far too interested in Sir Spencer's new tutor. But will the lovers find a way? Will Brendon lose his flower and find healing through the magic of buttsex? Will Ryan learn to admit his feelings and finally convince Jon Walker to bed him? Find out in THE DISGRACED GOVERNESS!

Author’s notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] olivia_circe and [livejournal.com profile] dunderpate for making the most wonderful fan mix and art (respectively) for this fic. Thanks also to [livejournal.com profile] _emeraldgreen and [livejournal.com profile] harriet_vane for reading through this at various stages – all the remaining typos etc are my own fault!

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wildestranger: (brendon urie spencer smith tea/eloquenti)
Title: Brendolina: or, the History of a Young Lady's Gentleman's Entrance into the World. 2/10
Fandom: Bandom
Pairings: Brendon/Spencer, Frank/Gerard, Pete/Patrick, Ryan/Flowery scarves.
Rating: PG (NC-17 for later chapters)
Words: 7800
Summary: In which Mr Smith considers Mr Urie’s talents as a dress-up doll for the eccentric Mr Ross, the notorious Sir Peter enjoys playing with boys, an argument is had over cheese, and our heroine attends his first ball.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, and not intended in any way as a reflection on the people whose names are used in this story. Except for Ryan Ross's flowery scarves. Those I mock in earnest.
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] harriet_vane for reading it through and for advising me on Brendonness.
Chapter One can be found here, and the prequelish story of How Gerard Got His Hamster here. This will make a lot more sense if you have read those.

Read more... )
wildestranger: (frank/gerard bet/mrs batman)
Title: Augustus: or, the Tale of a Hamster
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: PG-13
Words: 5200
Series: Brendolina - this will make no sense if you have not read the first part of that, here.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, and not intended in any way as a reflection on the people whose names it uses.
Summary: Gerard needs a hamster, Frank gives him one as a symbol of their love. I'm going to be known as that girl who writes only about Gerard's hamster, aren't I?
Notes: A million thanks to [livejournal.com profile] harriet_vane for being a lovely cheerleader and enabler and beta-reader! None of this would have been written without her.

Read more... )
wildestranger: (brendon urie pout/bornrestless)
i. I have just got home to [insert [livejournal.com profile] wildestranger's home town here] after spending a week at my mother's house. As an attempt to avoid having a nervous breakdown because of the insects, this has been successful, and I have not even seen any more bugs since I got home. That they might be completely gone would be too good to be true, but no nervous breakdown tonight at least! Yay!

ii. Staying with my mom was actually nice this time - usually I get fractious and bored too easily and miss home too much, but on this occasion I really enjoyed myself. This is possibly related to the fact that my mother has, for the first time ever, acquired internet access. There something very relaxing about having somebody cook all your meals and do all your laundry and clean your room, and not having to worry about money and jobs and cleaning for a while is so lovely. It also makes one fail less at being an adult after the event, I find. Not to mention the fact that there is usually loot. *g* During my week away I have acquired: a green laundry box (which is particularly delightful as I have storage problems in my flat, and a cloth box helps with the dust), a green backpack (for going to the gym etc - very pretty and with many exciting pockets), a vest with many tantalising buttons, a new phone, and an Amy MacDonald cd. Loot is good, but green loot is better.:)

iii. I have started writing the Brendon Is A Virginal Governess-fic. Still getting settled on the characterisation and translating intelligible Ryan-speak to fake Regency rakishness, but the plotting is rather exciting. [livejournal.com profile] harriet_vane has convinced me that there must be a Thunderstorm, an Abandoned Cottage and Cuddling For Warmth.

iv. I discovered the other day that I've lost some weight - two kilos, which doesn't sound like much but for someone as small as me it's inching towards ill health. My usual weight has been 46-48 kilos for years, and that's healthy for me (I am seriously that tiny), but now I seem to be around 44 kilos. I'm trying to think of healthy ways to put on weight or more precisely, healthy foods that I could tempt myself to eat. If any of you have thoughts on such foods or better yet, recipes, I would be very grateful.
wildestranger: (brendon urie spencer smith surprise/eloq)
So, [livejournal.com profile] harlequin_bands. Regency AUs. You'd think I have enough of those going on *coughwillgetbacktobrendolinasoonipromisecough*

However, since [livejournal.com profile] harriet_vane is an EVIL enabler, I seem to be writing another Regency AU. One where Brendon is a governess with a disgraced past (dallying with a stable boy!), who comes to teach the young cousins of Sir Spencer Smith. Sir Spencer is amused by this bouncy young man, whose enthusiasm is both strange and strangely appealing, but who manages to hide questions about his past with unexpected smoothness. Consequently, Sir Spencer finds himself paying far to much attention to Mr Urie's secretive manner as well as to the way he fills his regrettably old and worn clothes (his breeches being far too tight and not quite fitting right). Furthermore, Sir Spencer's oldest friend, the dissolute Lord Ross, is trying to woo, unsuccessfully, his estate manager Mr Walker. despite the tumultuous passion between them, Mr Walker refuses to give in to Lord Ross's advances as long as Lord Ross refuses to admit that it is more than a tumble in the hey that he wants from Mr Walker. Fortunately, Walker is a patient man and willing to wait while Ross goes through his tantrums.

To this entangled situation arrives Lord Wentz, a cousin of Sir Spencer and an old flame of Lord Ross. Lord Wentz is known for his debauched lifestyle and delights in causing mayhem - and he seems far too interested in Sir Spencer's new tutor. But will the lovers find a way? Will Brendon lose his flower and find healing through the magic of buttsex? Will Ryan learn to admit his feelings and finally convince Jon Walker to bed him? Find out in...

THE DISGRACED GOVERNESS!

No, apparently I have no shame. Ooops.
wildestranger: (panic regency/pre_raphaelite1)
Title: Brendolina; or, the History of a Young Lady's Gentleman's Entrance into the World 1/?
Fandom: Bandslash
Pairings: Brendon/Spencer, Frank/Gerard, Pete/Patrick
Rating: PG-13 (will be NC-17 in later chapters)
Words: 5000
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, and in no way intended to reflect on any of the people whose names are shared by the characters. If you are one of those people, or acquainted with them, please don't read. Or at least don't tell me about it if you do.
Summary: A scandalous lord is driven into exile, an innocent young man arrives to the city in search of a wealthy bride, and a notorious rake attempts to woo a virtuous beauty.
Notes: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] harriet_vane for reading this through, and for being the most lovely enabler ever. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] pre_raphaelite1 for consultation on commas and other typographical things, and for finally convincing me that this title is, in fact, appropriate. I blame you.

Also, if anyone has any thoughts on good places in which to advertise this, please let me know?

Chapter One )
wildestranger: (panic regency/pre_raphaelite1)
Okay, somebody needs to talk me out of calling the Regency AU Brendolina: or, a young lady's gentleman's entry into the world. Cause my brain is approaching that stage of hysteria where that seems really funny. Um. *is warped*

Rec

Apr. 15th, 2008 08:10 pm
wildestranger: (frank iero wink/lmjd)
Here's a story I've been unable to stop thinking about for the past four days.

Shotgun by [livejournal.com profile] ficsoreal. Frank/Gerard, Pete/Patrick, Mikey/Alicia, Ryan/Spencer, Ray/Bob. 20000 words on this the first installment, and there is more to come.

This is a fascinating world. There's a high society with modern (futuristic?) gadgets; arranged marriages and formal courtships, with all the lingering UST and waiting for first time sex that this implies (well, it implies that to me, but then again my mind has been warped by Regency romance), but also cars and computers and mobile phones. Most interestingly, society here isn't based around gender, or any innate (not that I think gender is innate, but that's a topic for another day) quality - both men and women hold power and status, and both men and women can hold the position of the sheltered, protected partner. Also, status is conferred by tattoos, and issues of branding (marking, stamping your tramp *g*) are being debated.

I've read this story four times since I first came across it, and I cannot stop thinking about what might happen next, how these relationships might pan out, how this world works. It's the most compelling fic I've read in a long time, and the most enjoyable. Very much worth a read.
wildestranger: (panic/tarii_cakes)
I have spent more time contemplating the Regency AU, and reading romance novels doing research into things like men's fashions and the parliamentary debates of 1816. Fun times. However, it is not all breeches and riding crops (much as I wished it was), my story also needs a plot. Or rather, it needs cliched plot devices.

Hence, a poll. And our heroine is, ahem, Brendon Urie. :)

[Poll #1162712]

Speaking of breeches, here's a picture I came across that seems most appropriate. Except that Regency Ryan would probably wear more scarves. And tighter breeches.

Read more... )
wildestranger: (jon walker spencer smith car/tarii_cakes)
I have written 1000 words of thesis today which, on the one hand, is good but, on the other hand, is half of what I was supposed to write. I blame the Regency AU and Spencer Smith's riding crop, and the fact that these things have forced me (Yes, forced! With a poignard to my throat!) to think about how such a Spencer might make Brendon come in his breeches, using only the riding crop and his voice.

It has also been pointed out to me today that I'm a pervert. This is surely not news to anyone.

However, since you lot seem to enjoy my perversity, I figure I might share some thoughts with you. More specifically, some imagined conversations which brought me great amusement.

Random Interviewer: So, how are you today?
Pete Wentz: Patrick exists and all is well in the world!
RI: Have you been enjoying the nice weather, then?
Pete: Patrick makes the sun shine!
RI: How's the new record going?
Pete: Patrickplayseveryinstrumentintheworldandhasthevoiceofanangelheisatotalmusicalgenius!
RI: Um. So, you're dating Ashlee Simpson, how's that going for you?
Pete: It's cool, we're having fun.

Also, I would really love to hear a conversation between Gerard Way and Ryan Ross about clothes. Gerard would be all supportive of Ryan's strange clothing choices, cause you need to express yourself even if it makes you funny-looking! And Ryan would be all, um, you wear the same black jeans until they break. And black shirts. And hoodies. And Gerard would say yes, they express the darkness of my inner soul and shit! Then Pete would join in, and Gerard and Ryan would unite in mocking his fashion sense.

Okay, it was funny when I first thought it.

Here, have a snippet from the Regency AU.

cut for ficcish snippet and Gerard's, well, Gerardness )
wildestranger: (brendon urie horn/marks)
Apparently, Brendon Urie came out as bisexual during the Manchester show a few days ago? I suppose it could be a throwaway comment (although really, would you make that kind of a comment if you didn't mean it?), but even then I'd have thought this to be something people would talk about.

So, why isn't the fandom exploding? Why isn't there fic contemplating the consequences of this, all the various people who might feel the urge, ahem, to contact Brendon afterwards?

Also, why aren't there more Brendon Urie Comes Out fics? Surely this is an endlessly fascinating topic!

ETA: Now with added video. *g*
wildestranger: (gerard way dance/mercurybard)
Thanks to all who responded to me gender and sexuality poll yesterday! I will respond to comments, but it might not be immediately as there are hand-problems, not to mention Growing Old, which is imminent. *does not count the hours left to her youth, not at all*

In the mean time, I have bought two new (green, duh) t-shirts, which are in need of witty slogans and/or MCR lyrics. Possibly both, if such a thing can be managed. I'm thinking of "UNAPOLOGETIC APATHY" for one, but we'll see. Thoughts? What My Chem (or FOB, or Panic, or Cobra) song-lyric do you think would look good on a t-shirt?
wildestranger: (naboo_star/frank idly)
Fic rec:

All In Your Mind by [livejournal.com profile] stele3

Ryan/Spencer, long.

This is not a pairing I read very much, but when it's done well it can be amazing. All the awkwardness and longing and self-doubt of Ryan Ross, and all the steadiness and devotion and charm (and hips) of Spencer Smith - mesh those together into a long, thoughtful story and you get this. With some moments of vivid physicality (i.e. hotness) included. If you read Panic (!) fic at all, this one is worth reading
wildestranger: (lordessrenegade/gerard coffee)
Two questions: Do they actually sell The Umbrella Academy in the UK? Cause I've been trying to find it on Amazon and they disclaim all knowledge of it.

Secondly, where can I find information about the Nightmare Before Christmas album with Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco? I've got a few songs form it but I've been unable to find the album (amazon failing me again, wah).

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