Okay, I see the Hogwarts train is just running away with itself, but I'm so putting in a second for the English academics request. It would amuse me to no end, and I will throw wine and chocolate and good-looking men at you if you write it.

Rodney keeps making jokes about drowning and free love, and John responds by quoting horrific gothic romances

::dies of the laughing:::
Also, I don't know if, despite the lurking, I've ever actually posted here before, so, um, hi!