WHERE IS THE PORN, OMG. I THINK I MADE NOISES OUT LOUD AT THE MANLY TEARS. I LOVE THAT THE WHOLE FILM IS BASICALLY ABOUT CHARLES AND ERIK'S TRAGIC LOVE OF EPICNESS.

I love my flatmates, but they did not appreciate Erik as much as he deserved. But then they are hopeless Gryffindors.

Apparently there's a deleted scene with crossdressing?
WHEEERRRREEEE? Also. You need to write that missing scene.

ALSO. Michael Fassbender. I highly approve.

WHY COULD I NOT HAVE SEEN THIS FILM WITH YOU?

Sorry. Apparently I have pent-up capslock. Um, I'll go sit in a dark corner for a while.