New new new new new new new London

Hello internet!

I am back! Did you miss me? Was there porn? I bet there was. Please lead me to it.

I am also now living in London. So far this has mostly meant that I feel like a country bumpkin because I keep clutching my bag in front of me, and then have to fight the urge to tell people it's because I have a new tattoo on my back, not because I'm scared of being robbed. However, I can hear the Tube whistle from my window, so that's something.

Anyway, what's up with you?