Drabble Blaise Zabini R

[wildestranger]

As Mr. Zabini won the poll, here is the drabble. Blaise/Draco, R-rated, 160 words. Both characters are over 18.


The Benefits of Idleness



Draco liked to call him lazy. Blaise took this to mean that Draco was annoyed at Blaise’s refusal to stalk Potter at all times, get involved with silly arguments about House pride and spout unintelligent rhetoric at first years. Blaise didn’t mind the appellation, even made a point of behaving with conspicuous idleness in Draco’s vicinity. The temper tantrums were always so satisfying.

When Draco took exception to this and discovered other ways to try and provoke Blaise into activity (after the foot-stomping and the girly screams had failed), Blaise found new reasons to continue displaying his lethargy. Draco seemed to take it as a personal mission to inspire a reaction in Blaise and he was most inventive with his attempts.

And so Blaise learned that stifling a yawn and adopting a bored expression could result in a most surprising scenario, often involving Draco Malfoy on his knees and unable to voice any complaints about Potter, Dumbledore, or anything else

Comments

[yodels.livejournal.com]

Niiice. I like this Blaise muchly, knows just which buttons to push.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[pre-raphaelite1.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Blaise is a beautifully lazy bastard. And even as a drabble this has a delightfully languid feel to it.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Heh. Thank you!

[kabeyk.livejournal.com]

Damn, this made me dribble hot chocolate on my trousers!

I love the image of Draco stomping his feet and shrieking like a girl because he can't get his own way. Though he does in the end. Snigger.

kxx

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Hehee. What a delightful image. *sniggers*

Thank you!

[celerywench.livejournal.com]

UWAAAH! ^_^_^_^!

Blaise is love. I love how he toys with Draco and got Draco wrapped all around his little finger- and Draco's got nooo clue what's going on.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Hee. Thank you!

[bawdy-letters.livejournal.com]

Wow! That was an even more compelling argument than Russell's In Praise of Idleness. I no longer feel guilty for doing nothing today. (Although I'm still waiting for Draco to get on his knees..)

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Heh. Indeed. If only that could be a guaranteed result of laziness...

But thank you!

[fleshdress.livejournal.com]

Smug bastard. *g*

Someone really needs to take Blaise in hand because he is really quite wicked. And I love this summary of Draco's activities:
stalk Potter at all times, get involved with silly arguments about House pride and spout unintelligent rhetoric at first years.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Hehee. Well, teasing Draco is so much fun, he reacts in such pleasurable ways...*g*

Thank you!

[stellastars]

lol! I'm so glad Blaise won the poll! (Though the other options were quite promising, as well.)

Blaise is brilliant. Brilliant and crafty and perfectly Slytherin.

And, Draco... *giggles*
Ah, the temper tantrums!

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Hehee. Thank you!

[minnow-53.livejournal.com]

I am DUMBFOUNDED. You voted for Blaise in your own poll! If I knew your real name, this is the point at which I'd invoke it.

Nice drabble, though, btw! :D I love the double manipulations.

^_^xx

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

I don't know how to see the poll without voting! That's why!

Ahem. Thank you!

[minnow-53.livejournal.com]

That's actually a very interesting point: you mentioned it yesterday, but unfortunately I didn't get your reply before I wrote this comment. It must be possible to see the answers to your own poll! Or maybe not... *totally confused*

^_^xx

[xrated13.livejournal.com]

Haha, i voted for Neville.

But this is nice. Love the ending. Hahahahaha. *snickers at Malfoy*

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[hjohnson1.livejournal.com]

Oh I missed the voting, but I loved this Blaise and I am giggling over Dracos tantrums.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_emeraldgreen/]

Oh, I love your Blaise. He's just so perfectly frustrating! And I very much like Draco's foot stomping and girly screaming. And it goes without saying (yet I'm saying it anyway...) that I wholeheatedly approve of Blaise's method of dealing with him.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Heh. Of course. And who wouldn't? ;)

Thank you!

[hikki-passion.livejournal.com]

Omg, this is so awesome! Blaise is SUCH a SLYTHERIN!!! Please write more of this pairing!