Torchwood snippet

[wildestranger]

My brain keeps vomiting up more and more disconnected pieces of Torchwood porn. When I poke at it, that is. I gather this is not unusual just before 14valentines.

Here, have a snippet. It should theoretically be part of the Five People Ianto Slept With After Jack Left, but we'll see. Assume that Jack is back.

"What's this I hear about you seducing your co-workers, Ianto?"

Ianto doesn't look up from the computer. "Which ones?"

"There was more than one?"

There's a crash as Gwen drops her mug of coffee. She opens and closes her mouth a few times, before an indignant shriek manages to escape.

"What? You…Owen? Tosh? I know it hasn't been me!"

"Yeah…sorry about that, Gwen. You would have been next."

For some reason, Ianto's reassuring smile doesn't seem to make her feel better.

But Jack is still staring at him, disbelieving and delighted, smirking and eager to hear more.

"Ianto, Ianto, Ianto. Don't you know it's a bad idea to shag your co-workers? There could be harassment suits, you know. Or so I hear."

"Well, as you were away, sir, I felt someone had to take up the slack."

*goes back to gnawing on brain*