sarcasm always wins out in the end

OMG meretricula wrote me Granby/Tharkay for a Yuletide NYR fic! It is here and it is glorious! Go read it!

The best present, of course, is gay porn. Fortunately, we have Yuletide for that. :)

I was particularly lucky this year, as I have received not only a gorgeous fic about Mary Renault's The Charioteer, After The Discharge, but also two Merlin treats, Turn The Tables and Mistletoe. Thank you so much for all of these!

Of course, Yuletide is full of gifts for everyone and I have been gorging myself on stories about everything and anything all day. I am slightly disappointed, though, to see so few Temeraire fics, especially since there were so many requests for Laurence/Granby/Tharkay threesomes in the treats list yesterday. Clearly the world needs more threesome porn. :(

i. I have not seen insects in the past week. Nervous breakdown may be cancelled.

ii. Brendon the Disgraced Governess continues to bring me much joy. Whether it will bring other people joy, as their brains may not be as warped as mine, remains to be seen. Mwhahahaa.

iii. I wants a Temeraire. Alternatively, I wants somebody to come talk to me about the new Temeraire book, for I am full of interesting thoughts and no one to spout them at. Otherwise I might have to get another dragon tattoo just to express my feelings.