moaning about writing porn and a poll

Hello ya'll!

I have been quiet recently because I have been labouring under my very late fic for the_eros_affair. You'd think that something, which has the prompt "Draco to Harry: I promise to tie you up and untie you", wouldn't be that hard to do? But no. They wanted to develop character. Draco keeps stopping in the middle of sex cause he wants to talk about his feelings, and why Harry is a prick. Harry wants to get a job, and mopes about feeling sorry for himself in eccentric ways. Draco expresses cynicism and angst and refuses to tell me why. They have conversation in my head (which is either a sign that I'm becoming a better writer or that I'm going insane), and say all kinds of things that they refuse to explain. They want plot, and the bloody thing is already 7000 words long. And they want another sex scene, because the first one for various reasons wasn't enough. Argh. Oh, and you know, an ending. With resolution. *tears at hair*

Also I have Neville/Harry to write for reddwarfer, Minerva/Draco for the Minerva community, Remus/Sirius 69 for topaz_eyes, Remus/Sirius tieporn for kabeyk. Not to mention the very long and plotty Draco/Blaise that I've been writing for the last three months. Or the crackfic about the 13 people Fleur Delacour shagged during the Triwizard Tournament (that's why, obviously, she didn't do so well. too tired).

I'm not even thinking about the slashfest fic (Remus/James/Sirius) or the shackinup_sesa thing.

So. Anyway. A poll. About smuttiness in the Goblet of Fire. *g*

[Poll #618567]

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So I have a new addiction. *twirls toe on the ground* And it's bad. Bad, I tell you.

Ahem. So. Anyone know any good prostitution fics? I've read all the ones at painless_j's themed list and I...need more. *makes gurgling sounds*

Anyone? Help? Please?