I'll settle for a blowjob but you know what I really need

[wildestranger]

One thing about bandom fic, especially My Chem fic, is that they drink a lot of coffee. They talk about coffee. There are many scenes of Gerard talking to his coffee, or merely fondling it in a inappropriate way. Usually I rather enjoy these scenes - often they make me get up and make some coffee myself.

But when I'm stuck at work, unable to leave the office to get some coffee and starting to feel the lack-of-caffeine headache I get every morning, then, it's not fun.

And don't get me started on the Ianto fic.