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wildestrangerMy three pieces of canon on various characters. Such lovely procrastination. *g*
Mikeyway
1. Mikey has seen that manip about him in stockings (One word, PETE). He doesn't like it, but only because he has dressed up in corsets and stockings, and his legs are way better looking than that. Once in the early days, see, when they were all drunk, they came up with the idea of doing a mini performance of Rocky Horror Picture Show. Mikey had to fight Gerard to be Frank'n'Furter, and he only won when Frank suggested Gerard should be Janet. (Frank was Rocky. Ray was a surprisingly enthusiastic Brad. Matt refused to particupate because they were all a bunch of freaks.)
2. He does actually know that unicorns don't exist. It's just funny watching people's faces when he talks about it, and they start thinking "is he fucking serious?" and move on to "well, he's related to Gerard Way".
Except for Pete. Pete totally believes in unicorns. His argument is that since Patrick exists, there's no reason for unicorns not to.
3. Mikey is happy to be gay below the waist, unlike some unnamed people who are saving themselves for their true love/soul-mate/lead singer. It's just that he likes Alicia's cock the best.
Frankie.
1. Frank is allowed to give (and receive) blowjobs to (from) other people - it's a sign of affection and bonding and sharing energy after the show - but no buttsex with anyone other than Jamia.
Nothing gay about just blowjobs, right?
2. Frank had a whole thing about how he was going to call Gerard 'spaceboy' after the Umbrella Academy came out, and make bad jokes about monkeysuits and possibly Pete Wentz, but the first time he did it Gerard's eyes lit up and he blushed a little. Nowdays, Frank contents himself with talking about sibling incest in Gerard's fiction, and about how the evil sibling writes fanfiction about her family, nudge nudge wink wink. That makes Gerard do the horrified-scrunched-up face Frank was hoping for.
Sometimes Mikey joins in.
3. Climbing Bob is more fun than climbing Ray, because Bob will threaten violence and grow red in the face and sometimes throw Frank on the ground. Ray, on the other hand, just sits there and sighs, and maybe pats Frank on the head. Frank still does both, though.
Rodney.
1. Rodney drinks coffee because the headache that comes if he doesn't is truly horrendous. Also, it's tasty and he likes the adrenaline, and the way his brain feels when's had too much or just enough. The feeling of his brain expanding with his thoughts.
Most of all he likes the ways Sheppard mocks his addiction but still allows Rodney to steal his coffee.
2. He knows that Sam Carter is never going to marry him. He doesn't actually want her to, anymore, although it is clearly a sign of slight mental retardation in her that she doesn't want to. What he likes, though, is the way her breasts start heaving and her cheeks grow red whenever he talks about their blossoming attraction. Not to mention the way it makes Sheppard go and lean against something, and speak with an exaggerated drawl. Sometimes there are even pens/spoons/straws being chewed.
He's not subtle, and Rodney is a genius, after all.
3. Despite Teyla's undeniable assets, Rodney wouldn't want to sleep with her. He loves her, deeply and sincerely, as a friend, but that has only become possible because he's always known that she would never look at him that way. Meeting Teyla has changed how he thinks about relationships and desire.
He wouldn't sleep with Ronon either, but that's because Sheppard (and Teyla) would kill him.
Ianto.
1. Ianto has a mild tie kink. And a thing for smart suits, expensive fabrics and well-fitted clothes. That's not why he wears them (professinal clothing is essential in his position), but that is why Jack's constant commentary on how good he looked in his suits made him wonder about men in general as sexual partners, and about Jack in particular.
2. Nobody knows how to make coffee as well as Ianto. It's one of those rules they have in the Hub (another one is that Ianto Knows Everything) that are tacitly acknowledged by all. This might be due to the fact that Ianto can be a nasty bitch if he feels he's unappreciated, or to the fact that no one else knows how to use the coffe machine. Ianto may have picked out a complicated coffee machine just for that reason.
3. He hadn't slept with other men before Jack, but after Jack (while Jack was away) there had been a brief period of experimentation. Mostly drunken students, in various Cardiff nightclubs or pub-toilets or such, but once with Owen. They were both drunk and depressed, and Gwen had just announced her engagement and given them all a pitying look, and Ianto thought, well, why not? They don't talk about it, but sometimes Ianto finds Owen watching him with a strange look. Sometimes he watches back.
Jack.
1. He hadn't though of the Doctor sexually until he and Rose had disappeared in him. After that, Jack promised himself a kiss, a punch and a shag once he found them again.
He still intends to deliver them one day. Just not all at once.
2. Jack feels kind of guilty about the fact that he gets on better with Martha than with Rose. He liked the old Doctor better, though.
3. When Ianto had first propositioned him after Suzie's death, he had been honestly surprised. He continued to be surprised until Ianto tied him to his bed with a tie and started fisting him crudely but effectively. Then Jack began to fall in love.
Mikeyway
1. Mikey has seen that manip about him in stockings (One word, PETE). He doesn't like it, but only because he has dressed up in corsets and stockings, and his legs are way better looking than that. Once in the early days, see, when they were all drunk, they came up with the idea of doing a mini performance of Rocky Horror Picture Show. Mikey had to fight Gerard to be Frank'n'Furter, and he only won when Frank suggested Gerard should be Janet. (Frank was Rocky. Ray was a surprisingly enthusiastic Brad. Matt refused to particupate because they were all a bunch of freaks.)
2. He does actually know that unicorns don't exist. It's just funny watching people's faces when he talks about it, and they start thinking "is he fucking serious?" and move on to "well, he's related to Gerard Way".
Except for Pete. Pete totally believes in unicorns. His argument is that since Patrick exists, there's no reason for unicorns not to.
3. Mikey is happy to be gay below the waist, unlike some unnamed people who are saving themselves for their true love/soul-mate/lead singer. It's just that he likes Alicia's cock the best.
Frankie.
1. Frank is allowed to give (and receive) blowjobs to (from) other people - it's a sign of affection and bonding and sharing energy after the show - but no buttsex with anyone other than Jamia.
Nothing gay about just blowjobs, right?
2. Frank had a whole thing about how he was going to call Gerard 'spaceboy' after the Umbrella Academy came out, and make bad jokes about monkeysuits and possibly Pete Wentz, but the first time he did it Gerard's eyes lit up and he blushed a little. Nowdays, Frank contents himself with talking about sibling incest in Gerard's fiction, and about how the evil sibling writes fanfiction about her family, nudge nudge wink wink. That makes Gerard do the horrified-scrunched-up face Frank was hoping for.
Sometimes Mikey joins in.
3. Climbing Bob is more fun than climbing Ray, because Bob will threaten violence and grow red in the face and sometimes throw Frank on the ground. Ray, on the other hand, just sits there and sighs, and maybe pats Frank on the head. Frank still does both, though.
Rodney.
1. Rodney drinks coffee because the headache that comes if he doesn't is truly horrendous. Also, it's tasty and he likes the adrenaline, and the way his brain feels when's had too much or just enough. The feeling of his brain expanding with his thoughts.
Most of all he likes the ways Sheppard mocks his addiction but still allows Rodney to steal his coffee.
2. He knows that Sam Carter is never going to marry him. He doesn't actually want her to, anymore, although it is clearly a sign of slight mental retardation in her that she doesn't want to. What he likes, though, is the way her breasts start heaving and her cheeks grow red whenever he talks about their blossoming attraction. Not to mention the way it makes Sheppard go and lean against something, and speak with an exaggerated drawl. Sometimes there are even pens/spoons/straws being chewed.
He's not subtle, and Rodney is a genius, after all.
3. Despite Teyla's undeniable assets, Rodney wouldn't want to sleep with her. He loves her, deeply and sincerely, as a friend, but that has only become possible because he's always known that she would never look at him that way. Meeting Teyla has changed how he thinks about relationships and desire.
He wouldn't sleep with Ronon either, but that's because Sheppard (and Teyla) would kill him.
Ianto.
1. Ianto has a mild tie kink. And a thing for smart suits, expensive fabrics and well-fitted clothes. That's not why he wears them (professinal clothing is essential in his position), but that is why Jack's constant commentary on how good he looked in his suits made him wonder about men in general as sexual partners, and about Jack in particular.
2. Nobody knows how to make coffee as well as Ianto. It's one of those rules they have in the Hub (another one is that Ianto Knows Everything) that are tacitly acknowledged by all. This might be due to the fact that Ianto can be a nasty bitch if he feels he's unappreciated, or to the fact that no one else knows how to use the coffe machine. Ianto may have picked out a complicated coffee machine just for that reason.
3. He hadn't slept with other men before Jack, but after Jack (while Jack was away) there had been a brief period of experimentation. Mostly drunken students, in various Cardiff nightclubs or pub-toilets or such, but once with Owen. They were both drunk and depressed, and Gwen had just announced her engagement and given them all a pitying look, and Ianto thought, well, why not? They don't talk about it, but sometimes Ianto finds Owen watching him with a strange look. Sometimes he watches back.
Jack.
1. He hadn't though of the Doctor sexually until he and Rose had disappeared in him. After that, Jack promised himself a kiss, a punch and a shag once he found them again.
He still intends to deliver them one day. Just not all at once.
2. Jack feels kind of guilty about the fact that he gets on better with Martha than with Rose. He liked the old Doctor better, though.
3. When Ianto had first propositioned him after Suzie's death, he had been honestly surprised. He continued to be surprised until Ianto tied him to his bed with a tie and started fisting him crudely but effectively. Then Jack began to fall in love.
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