wildestranger | SEX TAPE PORNOMEME (Reply)

harriet_vane were making lolmacros yesterday, when this magnificent piece was created.

It was accompanied by a discussion on a Ryan Ross sex tape: Both of us want somebody to write a story about Ryan Ross's sex tape, which would be, of course, the most hilariously awkward sex tape to ever hit the internet--possibly involving a lot of creepy staring and/or falling off the bed--and it would get loaded to YouTube under the name "a better fuck ahahahahahahahahahaha," then Brendon finds it and dies laughing.

This got me thinking. What kinds of sextapes would other members of bandom make? You know that somewhere in the depths of Pete Wentz's sidekick there's grainy footage of a teenaged Patrick wanking. But what about other people? Would Gabe Saporta want to spread his message by showing people how he communes with his cobra? Would Gerard Way insist on covering everything with fake blood? Who would Jon Walker do a sextape with? Is there a small print in the Decaydance contracts that requires one sextape per year from each band? THE OPPORTUNITIES ARE ENDLESS.

Therefore, what we need is a

SEXTAPE PORNOMEME!

Come on, people! You know you want to! Also, somebody needs to tell me how to put larger fonts on html.