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[wildestranger]

I was chatting to harriet_vane last night, and during our conversation (in addition to this), I mentioned how much I like Pete Wentz's q&a sessions, and how I dream of one day asking him which band, in Decaydance, would produce the most entertaining intra-band sextape, if forced to make one by the Sextape Fairy. I decided, however, that I'm not actually going to ask this of him and that in any case, it would be better to ask it of you, since you lot tend to be more creatively pornish. So, a poll.

[Poll #1234421]

Please also comment with possible sextape names, scenarios, and illustrative porn!

Comments

[ignipes.livejournal.com]

Because as much as I adore the other bands, EVERYTHING Cobra Starship does is always the most entertaining. They can't help it; they're just too funny.

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

This is a convincing argument. I find myself slightly swayed. GABE WHAT.

[greyandgrey.livejournal.com]

Before I vote, I need to know: Is this a tape where they're being compelled by the sextape fairy, or just a naturally emerging sextape?

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

Though I feel like The Cab's would be much more filled with fail and Cobra Starship's would be funniest, I'm going with the one I'd actually pay money to see. :D Plus, I feel like Jon would be good with the lighting and stuff? <insert pretentious film talk here, gimme that sex tape>

[vic-ramsey.livejournal.com]

The Cab's would be the most unintentionally hilarious while Cobra's would be intentionally funny. Panic would be the most interesting in that they would forget the camera was there and get lost in each other. Good times. I think The Used's would involve golden showers some how. I DON'T KNOW WHY.

[ficsoreal.livejournal.com]

I'm going with Panic because of the monstercock (Ryan), the bubble butt (Brendon), the awesome commentary (Spencer), and maybe some good lighting (Jon)!!!

That sextape would be ridiculous. Brendon would be overacting and moaning all over the place and making eyes at the camera. I think Spencer would be more into directing the action rather than actually showing up naked on film. Spencer believes in leaving a little mystery. \o/!

[elucreh.livejournal.com]

I'm assuming by "entertaining" you mean "makes you cry laughing", in which case I'm sorry? But nobody could possibly "entertain" me more than the Cab. Because they make me cry laughing just on stage, and the idea of what they would be like in the bedroom is just far too hysterically funny

[strongplacebo.livejournal.com]

I was going to say Cobras, but I decided the Hushies would make an AMAZING sex tape which would be full of amazing amounts of lolz.

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

My view is that the Used would be most entertaining to me. It would contain:

• various sexual practices too disgusting to name,
  
• threats of scat throughout, but no actual follow-through,
  
• but at least one "pull my finger" joke actually followed by a fart,
  
• wild giggling,
  
• Bert being INCREDIBLY BENDY,
  
• at least one instance of at least one of the boys admitting that he doesn't know where his dick is supposed to go,
  
• at least one instance of at least one of the boys going, "WRONG HOLE, DICKFACE,"
  
• no really, wild giggling,
  
• monkey noises,
  
• South Park quotations,
  
• cross-dressing.

Their sextape would be called FAILBOATS: THE EPIC SEXVENTURE!!!!!

[stephanometra.livejournal.com]

I'm laughing so hard at this comment, you have no idea.

[sinsense.livejournal.com]

I just keep thinking about Bert writhing around on the bed, Jepha's dick up his ass, going, "your piercing is just fucking uncomfortable, dude, what the--oh! Oh! Prostate!"

Jepha's like, "Uh, yeah, dumbass."

Meanwhile, Quinn's like, "DAN, DICK DOES NOT GO IN MY EAR. WRONG. HOLE."

Dan: "Heeeee hee hee hee. Earfuck!"

Jepha: "Unf unf unf. Unf unf-- hey, Bert, pull my finger."

I just... yes. :D:D:D:D I love them.

[stephanometra.livejournal.com]

I would honestly pay good money to see someone ask Pete Wentz that question. Not gonna lie.

(Voted Cobra. The Used is runner-up on the strength of sinsense's comment.)

[chebonne.livejournal.com]

Panic, hands down, because they'd be SO COMPLETELY FAILY at it, and it would be ridiculous and hilarious.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_emeraldgreen/]

Can Gabe Saporta be the Sextape Fairy who of course has to oversee the entire thing? He'd be terrifying, and what would be more entertaining than a terrified Panic!sextape? With the expected amounts of fail and attempted sexy!faces, of course.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

I like this idea. Gabe is OBVIOUSLY the sextape fairy.

Also, did you hear about the Cobra cancellations? *makes sadface*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_emeraldgreen/]

Obviously. I'm not sure if I want him to be full size, or be miniature with wings so he can buzz around their heads (or whatever). It's a tough choice.

Yes, so mean! Are you on for the rescheduled date?

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

I really like the idea of a miniature fairy Gabe. *g*

But yes, in January then. Very disappointing, though. But we'll have Pete and Patrick before that, at least.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_emeraldgreen/]

Yes. Flying around laughing/offering instructions/tickling places he shouldn't with his fluttery wings.

I know. Do they not realise we need to be stupid sooner than that (have been learning the dance, so I apologise in advance)? But yay for January. And Pete and Patrick! :)

[tarii-cakes.livejournal.com]

OH THE POSSIBILITIES. I am so tempted by a Panic sex tape from what everyone has said above (I clicked that box first and then just stared at it). But my love for the Cab overwhelms even my common sense right now. It would be ridiculously amusing and incredibly hot at the same time, I'm sure. Those little failboats <3 Although Panic, nngh.

[airgiodslv.livejournal.com]

I have to say that although there might be other sex tapes I would like to see more, Cobra Starship's would undoubtedly be the most entertaining. They would have costumes. And props. And a cracktastic storyline. And cameo appearances by at least 3/5 of The Academy Is...

There's just no way to beat that.

[i-amthecosmos.livejournal.com]

I had to vote MSI. I mean, because there you have the distinct chance of some pegging going on.

But Cobra Starship? That would be awesome.

[truthtruthlie.livejournal.com]

my automatic response was "Panic." because hello, Brendon would be all !!!, and Ryan would be all unamused, and it would be amazing. Plus what ficsoreal said, with Spencer, and it would be perfect.

[sugarstop.livejournal.com]

could we like, get all of them together?
maybe except the cab and the hush sound cause i don't like them, but all the others?
i can't really decide, though, but i'm going for panic. simply because of brendon.
i would do brendon without blinking. and i blink a lot.