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Jul. 7th, 2009 01:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wildestrangerWhen in trouble, imagine cracky porn.
I have deciphered the secret of the Panic split. See, Ryan Ross, that scoundrel, got Brendon Urie pregnant but he refuses to acknowledge the child as his (Brendon cried when Ryan called him a slut, and had to be aggressively cuddled). This is why Spencer (who is secretly in love with Brendon, duh) and Pete are rallying around Brendon. And Jon is sticking up with Ryan because he shouldn't be left alone even though he's a douchebag and because Jon is maybe kind of in love with him. Then angsty porn with guilt issues ensues, ending (naturally) in epic and cuddly GSF. Right? Right.
I have deciphered the secret of the Panic split. See, Ryan Ross, that scoundrel, got Brendon Urie pregnant but he refuses to acknowledge the child as his (Brendon cried when Ryan called him a slut, and had to be aggressively cuddled). This is why Spencer (who is secretly in love with Brendon, duh) and Pete are rallying around Brendon. And Jon is sticking up with Ryan because he shouldn't be left alone even though he's a douchebag and because Jon is maybe kind of in love with him. Then angsty porn with guilt issues ensues, ending (naturally) in epic and cuddly GSF. Right? Right.
