sarcasm always wins out in the end

Title: The Disgraced Governess
Bands: Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Hush Sound, The Cab, Cobra Starship (mentions of My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Academy Is…, Empires).
Pairings: Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Jon, Pete/Patrick
Words: 33000<
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Brendon is a governess with a disgraced past (dallying with a stable boy!), who comes to teach the young cousins of Sir Spencer Smith. Sir Spencer is amused by this bouncy young man, whose enthusiasm is both strange and strangely appealing, but who manages to hide questions about his past with unexpected smoothness. Consequently, Sir Spencer finds himself paying far to much attention to Mr Boyd’s secretive manner as well as to the way he fills his regrettably old and worn clothes (his breeches being far too tight and not quite fitting right). Furthermore, Sir Spencer's oldest friend, the dissolute Lord Ross, is trying to woo, unsuccessfully, his estate manager Mr Walker. despite the tumultuous passion between them, Mr Walker refuses to give in to Lord Ross's advances as long as Lord Ross refuses to admit that it is more than a tumble in the hey that he wants from Mr Walker. Fortunately, Walker is a patient man and willing to wait while Ross goes through his tantrums.

To this entangled situation arrives Mr Wentz, a cousin of Sir Spencer and an old flame of Lord Ross. Mr Wentz is known for his debauched lifestyle and delights in causing mayhem - and he seems far too interested in Sir Spencer's new tutor. But will the lovers find a way? Will Brendon lose his flower and find healing through the magic of buttsex? Will Ryan learn to admit his feelings and finally convince Jon Walker to bed him? Find out in THE DISGRACED GOVERNESS!

Author’s notes: Thanks to olivia_circe and dunderpate for making the most wonderful fan mix and art (respectively) for this fic. Thanks also to _emeraldgreen and harriet_vane for reading through this at various stages – all the remaining typos etc are my own fault!

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Part Four

Bonus Tracks/Enhanced Content:

Fanmix:

Happily Ever After In Eternal Buggery by olivia_circe

Fanart:

Brendon Boyd, a governess: An Intimate Portrait by dunderpate

Title: The Disgraced Governess
Bands: Panic at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Hush Sound, The Cab, Cobra Starship (mentions of My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence, The Academy Is…, Empires).
Pairings: Brendon/Spencer, Ryan/Jon, Pete/Patrick
Words: 33000<
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Brendon is a governess with a disgraced past (dallying with a stable boy!), who comes to teach the young cousins of Sir Spencer Smith. Sir Spencer is amused by this bouncy young man, whose enthusiasm is both strange and strangely appealing, but who manages to hide questions about his past with unexpected smoothness. Consequently, Sir Spencer finds himself paying far to much attention to Mr Boyd’s secretive manner as well as to the way he fills his regrettably old and worn clothes (his breeches being far too tight and not quite fitting right). Furthermore, Sir Spencer's oldest friend, the dissolute Lord Ross, is trying to woo, unsuccessfully, his estate manager Mr Walker. despite the tumultuous passion between them, Mr Walker refuses to give in to Lord Ross's advances as long as Lord Ross refuses to admit that it is more than a tumble in the hey that he wants from Mr Walker. Fortunately, Walker is a patient man and willing to wait while Ross goes through his tantrums.

To this entangled situation arrives Mr Wentz, a cousin of Sir Spencer and an old flame of Lord Ross. Mr Wentz is known for his debauched lifestyle and delights in causing mayhem - and he seems far too interested in Sir Spencer's new tutor. But will the lovers find a way? Will Brendon lose his flower and find healing through the magic of buttsex? Will Ryan learn to admit his feelings and finally convince Jon Walker to bed him? Find out in THE DISGRACED GOVERNESS!

Author’s notes: Thanks to olivia_circe and dunderpate for making the most wonderful fan mix and art (respectively) for this fic. Thanks also to _emeraldgreen and harriet_vane for reading through this at various stages – all the remaining typos etc are my own fault!

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Title: Brendolina; or, the History of a Young Lady's Gentleman's Entrance into the World 1/?
Fandom: Bandslash
Pairings: Brendon/Spencer, Frank/Gerard, Pete/Patrick
Rating: PG-13 (will be NC-17 in later chapters)
Words: 5000
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, and in no way intended to reflect on any of the people whose names are shared by the characters. If you are one of those people, or acquainted with them, please don't read. Or at least don't tell me about it if you do.
Summary: A scandalous lord is driven into exile, an innocent young man arrives to the city in search of a wealthy bride, and a notorious rake attempts to woo a virtuous beauty.
Notes: Thanks to harriet_vane for reading this through, and for being the most lovely enabler ever. Thanks to pre_raphaelite1 for consultation on commas and other typographical things, and for finally convincing me that this title is, in fact, appropriate. I blame you.

Also, if anyone has any thoughts on good places in which to advertise this, please let me know?

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Wow that's a tight race. I gather Pete Wentz has mobilised all his minions and their livejournals in order to guarantee Patrick's victory? *g* While Patrick himself keeps blushing and tugging at his hat and saying "no, stop telling me about this, stop talking, Pete, shut up". And then Pete has to go and poke at his belly and tell him how sexy he is, yes?

Someone should write that. *pokes flist*

And if you still haven't voted, go to! Because FRANK. Look at his little face! How could you vote against such adorableness? ;)