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[wildestranger]

*evil laugh*

pre_raphaelite1 here!

I have hijacked Wilde's journal while she's gone to the loo!

So, let's have a wee fest of squick prompts that our drunken Wilde will have to write!

Extra points if you can include public paddling. *leers*

Don't disappoint me lovelies!

Comments

[shaggydogstail.livejournal.com]

Sex on the lav? Toilet roll bondage? Paddling with the bog brush?

It's late and I'm rather tired. Give each other a spanking from me.

[happiestwhen.livejournal.com]

Dumbledore/Fawkes and a cherry pie.

[archon-mentha.livejournal.com]

Squicks? *evil look*

OK, then. Let's have Molly/Harry. Molly gives Harry a public paddling and to both of their shock and dismay, Harry likes it a bit more than he should.

*gropes you all over there*

[marilla82.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Hagrid/Giant Squid

Hagrid's been a bad, bad boy and the GS has eight perfectly formed switches to rectify that situation! :-p

[penelope-weaver.livejournal.com]

Ron/Flitwick, paddling a canoe (in public!) on the lake.

[starrysummer.livejournal.com]

♥

[midnitemaraud-r.livejournal.com]

pre_raphaelite1/wildestranger, public spanking, fisting and beastiality with a goat. And groping of course, but that's a given. ;)

Lovely meeting you gals! Was lots of fun! And now I can't get naughty Minerva out of my head... *g*

♥

[secondsilk.livejournal.com]

But, if it's squicky, I won't want to read it. *g*

Unless it's about tying someone up in a fountain. That'd be good.

[kabeyk.livejournal.com]

I was going to write something really squicky to freak the fuck out of her, but, y'know, she's such a pervert I can't think of anything filthy enough.

There's Draco/Aberforth (with bestiality) on hp_springsmut and I'm too scared to read it. Does it get any squickier than that?

kxx

[daisy-chan.livejournal.com]

Filtch catching Draco during one of his excertions to the Room of Requirement or Moaning Mytle's bathroom. ("I told those kids they'd be whipped and chained one day if they was bad. Isn't that right, Ms. Norris.")

And unforunately for poor Draco, he's always enjoyed negative attention just as much as positive. >>>XD