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wildestrangeri. Have just watched Bones. it was good. She stole his fries, so it must be love. :) Is there any fic about this? Brennan/Boothe, that is.
ii. Am entertaining self by imagining various AU scenarios for SGA. So far, I've got...
Academics in the Field of English (which, to be honest, would probably not amuse anyone but me, but then again it's amusing me a lot *g*)
Rodney is a brilliant linguist, is very hard to work with and but is great for RAE because he's developed a whole new theory of language and has loads of publications. The students hate him because he keeps saying things like "What do you mean you can't learn 21 different languages, are you retarded or something?". John, on the other hand, is from the field of literary studies (the soft sciences *g*), and is a Romanticist, specialising in the poetry of Percy Bysshe Shelley. Rodney keeps making jokes about drowning and free love, and John responds by quoting horrific gothic romances. (Oh and Elizabeth is Head of School, and a post-colonialist. Teyla is a visiting scholar, specialising in her dying, tiny language and Ronon does physical theatre. Cadman, of course, does post-feminist theory. *g*) Smut ensues.
Hogwarts Teachers
Rodney (Ravenclaw) teaches Transfiguration after McGonagall and speaks loudly about the Gryffindor bias in the school and how nobody ever learns anything. John (Slytherin) comes to teach DADA. Nobody trusts him because he's the first Slytherin to hold a post since Snape. Except Rodney, of course, who only cares about whether the Quidditch practice John teaches in his spare time bothers his classes. Since, for some reason, they always seem to take place just outside Professor McKay's classroom. There might be housepoints for how many funny faces you can make while hanging upside down from your broom and giving Rodney palpitations. Smut ensues.
Yes, my mind is a sick, sick place, why do you ask?
ii. Am entertaining self by imagining various AU scenarios for SGA. So far, I've got...
Academics in the Field of English (which, to be honest, would probably not amuse anyone but me, but then again it's amusing me a lot *g*)
Rodney is a brilliant linguist, is very hard to work with and but is great for RAE because he's developed a whole new theory of language and has loads of publications. The students hate him because he keeps saying things like "What do you mean you can't learn 21 different languages, are you retarded or something?". John, on the other hand, is from the field of literary studies (the soft sciences *g*), and is a Romanticist, specialising in the poetry of Percy Bysshe Shelley. Rodney keeps making jokes about drowning and free love, and John responds by quoting horrific gothic romances. (Oh and Elizabeth is Head of School, and a post-colonialist. Teyla is a visiting scholar, specialising in her dying, tiny language and Ronon does physical theatre. Cadman, of course, does post-feminist theory. *g*) Smut ensues.
Hogwarts Teachers
Rodney (Ravenclaw) teaches Transfiguration after McGonagall and speaks loudly about the Gryffindor bias in the school and how nobody ever learns anything. John (Slytherin) comes to teach DADA. Nobody trusts him because he's the first Slytherin to hold a post since Snape. Except Rodney, of course, who only cares about whether the Quidditch practice John teaches in his spare time bothers his classes. Since, for some reason, they always seem to take place just outside Professor McKay's classroom. There might be housepoints for how many funny faces you can make while hanging upside down from your broom and giving Rodney palpitations. Smut ensues.
Yes, my mind is a sick, sick place, why do you ask?
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Date: 2006-11-17 01:24 am (UTC)And Ronan is going to be Keeper of the Keys. And John makes Rodney come and have tea in the cottage while Rodney complains a lot until he and Ronon bond over food.
This just keeps growing in my head. You shouldn't feed it, you know!
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Date: 2006-11-17 01:30 am (UTC)And RON(on) would eat treacle tart and say "Yeah, brilliant" and HerTeylane would eye them both implaccably and say "I believe it is possible you are both overreacting." And John would say oh yeah? Are YOU THE SAVIOR OF THE PEGASUS GALAXY?
And Rodney would totally be Neville (except in Ravenclaw, which I guess makes him a Patil, so John can totally ask him to the Yule Ball) and be all brave unexpectedly.
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Date: 2006-11-17 01:52 am (UTC)Slytherin is nothing but wall-to-wall Wraith, and their head of house is Severus "Michael" Snape. Something odd about that bloke.
Evan Lorne totally goes for the Triwizard Cup on Hogwarts' behalf. UP HUFFLEPUFF.
Rodney and his friends Radek and Peter (all Ravenclaw) like to spend their Saturday afternoons working on wand design and spell refining projects. They totally made some wicked cool blasters by sixth year.
The divination professor's this very well intentioned but ultimately batty lady from Japan.
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Date: 2006-11-17 02:26 am (UTC)Also, you should totally write that. :)