Torchwood snippet

[wildestranger]

My brain keeps vomiting up more and more disconnected pieces of Torchwood porn. When I poke at it, that is. I gather this is not unusual just before 14valentines.

Here, have a snippet. It should theoretically be part of the Five People Ianto Slept With After Jack Left, but we'll see. Assume that Jack is back.

"What's this I hear about you seducing your co-workers, Ianto?"

Ianto doesn't look up from the computer. "Which ones?"

"There was more than one?"

There's a crash as Gwen drops her mug of coffee. She opens and closes her mouth a few times, before an indignant shriek manages to escape.

"What? You…Owen? Tosh? I know it hasn't been me!"

"Yeah…sorry about that, Gwen. You would have been next."

For some reason, Ianto's reassuring smile doesn't seem to make her feel better.

But Jack is still staring at him, disbelieving and delighted, smirking and eager to hear more.

"Ianto, Ianto, Ianto. Don't you know it's a bad idea to shag your co-workers? There could be harassment suits, you know. Or so I hear."

"Well, as you were away, sir, I felt someone had to take up the slack."

*goes back to gnawing on brain*

Comments

[shaggydogstail.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! That is perfect, darling.

Now, back to work with you.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Thank you! And I'll have you know that I wrote 600 words of that today, as well as more of the cyber thing. Will you be up for a quick beta tomorrow evening, by the way? *gnaws on shaggy* Also, come on Y!M! *pokes*

[shaggydogstail.livejournal.com]

Hooray! *rubs hands in porn-anticipatory glee*

I'll probably be able to beta, but can't guarantee I'll get it done tomorrow night. Probably, and could definitely have it back to you Friday if you can wait.

Will be on y!m in about ten minutes.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Hmm. *pokes*

[shaggydogstail.livejournal.com]

I'm there now! *wiggles*