Drinks all round!

Today is my 33rd birthday. So far I have had a blood test, swam a kilometre, picked up my new glasses, bought some green underwear, and been carded at Sainsbury's. I have been legally able to buy alcohol for fifteen years today, and yet.

Incidentally, my new glasses make me look like a cool nerd, which is just the look I was aiming for and a good look to inaugurate on my birthday.

This evening I'm going to have a liseuse, some red wine, and blue cheese gnocchi (and possibly Wolverine, as it seems to be on telly). Tomorrow I will have an emeraldgreen and an airinshaw, thai food, and wine. On Saturday I will have academic friends, champagne, more thai food, and more wine. You might notice a theme here, but considering my doctor has today informed me that my liver is fine...

Having reached the age that felled both Alexander the Great and Jesus, I feel content with my accomplishments - more gay porn and less direct and/or indirect killing of millions. I consider this to be a superior achievement.

You may now begin to shower me with presents.

Drinks all round!

Today is my 33rd birthday. So far I have had a blood test, swam a kilometre, picked up my new glasses, bought some green underwear, and been carded at Sainsbury's. I have been legally able to buy alcohol for fifteen years today, and yet.

Incidentally, my new glasses make me look like a cool nerd, which is just the look I was aiming for and a good look to inaugurate on my birthday.

This evening I'm going to have a liseuse, some red wine, and blue cheese gnocchi (and possibly Wolverine, as it seems to be on telly). Tomorrow I will have an _emeraldgreen and an airinshaw, thai food, and wine. On Saturday I will have academic friends, champagne, more thai food, and more wine. You might notice a theme here, but considering my doctor has today informed me that my liver is fine...

Having reached the age that felled both Alexander the Great and Jesus, I feel content with my accomplishments - more gay porn and less direct and/or indirect killing of millions. I consider this to be a superior achievement.

You may now begin to shower me with presents.