Drinks all round!
Mar. 8th, 2012 05:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wildestrangerToday is my 33rd birthday. So far I have had a blood test, swam a kilometre, picked up my new glasses, bought some green underwear, and been carded at Sainsbury's. I have been legally able to buy alcohol for fifteen years today, and yet.
Incidentally, my new glasses make me look like a cool nerd, which is just the look I was aiming for and a good look to inaugurate on my birthday.
This evening I'm going to have aliseuse, some red wine, and blue cheese gnocchi (and possibly Wolverine, as it seems to be on telly). Tomorrow I will have an emeraldgreen and an airinshaw, thai food, and wine. On Saturday I will have academic friends, champagne, more thai food, and more wine. You might notice a theme here, but considering my doctor has today informed me that my liver is fine...
Having reached the age that felled both Alexander the Great and Jesus, I feel content with my accomplishments - more gay porn and less direct and/or indirect killing of millions. I consider this to be a superior achievement.
You may now begin to shower me with presents.
Incidentally, my new glasses make me look like a cool nerd, which is just the look I was aiming for and a good look to inaugurate on my birthday.
This evening I'm going to have a
liseuse, some red wine, and blue cheese gnocchi (and possibly Wolverine, as it seems to be on telly). Tomorrow I will have an emeraldgreen and an airinshaw, thai food, and wine. On Saturday I will have academic friends, champagne, more thai food, and more wine. You might notice a theme here, but considering my doctor has today informed me that my liver is fine...Having reached the age that felled both Alexander the Great and Jesus, I feel content with my accomplishments - more gay porn and less direct and/or indirect killing of millions. I consider this to be a superior achievement.
You may now begin to shower me with presents.
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Date: 2012-03-08 05:20 pm (UTC)And I dunno, I think Alexander the Great was pretty into the gay porn.
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Date: 2012-03-08 05:37 pm (UTC)And yes, I take your point, considering his Achilles fixation. That said, he was more of a re-enactor than a producer.
This is sort of making me want to write Alexander/Jesus, though. I'm not sure I like where that thought is going.
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Date: 2012-03-08 08:06 pm (UTC)I can shower you with exclamation marks:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!