In short, porn

[wildestranger]

i. I've done my naughty good deed of the day: made kabeyk sign up for the Fantasy Fest at pornish_pixies. I am so good at poking people into porn. *beams proudly* So now we have some Draco/Remus to look forward to. :)

ii. Speaking of pornish_pixies, you should all go and write/draw something for the "Internet's For The Porn"-fest, which is to celebrate the reinstatement, and is open to both members and watchers. I'm thinking of writing a Draco/Remus/Severus thing - I've got this image of Draco sitting on Remus' lap, wearing only a white buttoned up shirt (somewhat unbuttoned) and his school tie, with Remus sucking his nipples through his shirt and Snape fingerfucking him from behind. With perhaps some insertion of wands. *ponders*

iii. In other porny news, last I started a post-Jack's return Jack/Ianto, where Ianto becomes obsessed with Jack's rolled up sleeves and finds new and exciting uses for the stopwatch. So there might also be some Torchwood-porn soon.

I'm feeling the urge to write something porny for all my fandoms, for fandoms I don't usually write, for characters/genres/shows I don't usually do (Femmeslash? Tonks/Fleur? Remus/Tonks/Sirius?). Because porn homoerotic erotica/romance matters, and it is a wonderful, wonderful thing, and I mostly want to smack down the people who try to tell me there is something wrong with it.

So, in short: PORN FOR THE WIN!

Comments

[jadeddiva.livejournal.com]

There has not been a decent Tonks/Remus/Fleur threesome written in the history of, oh, ever. Just a suggestion...;)

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

That is truly a shame. Somebody should do something about that.

How's your porn doing? ;)

[fleshdress.livejournal.com]

I fully support you in that endeavour. :)

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

I appreciate your support. And any thoughts on what particular direction my endeavour might take. *g*

Also, re: your icon? Yes, yes I have. ;)

[fleshdress.livejournal.com]

I approve of the plan for the Remus/Draco/Snape, but I also think it is time for you to cross OTPs and maybe have Captain Jack visit Smallville, to investigate the rumours of an alien living there. Of course, Ianto would have to accompany him, and I'm sure Lex would have to be involved too. That is what you should write. :)

Glad to hear it - the Cult of Dean has so much good news to spread. :)

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a wonderful idea. I'm not sure I could write it, though, but I would certainly like to read it. :)

[megstuff.livejournal.com]

,i>Draco/Remus/Severus thing

YES PLEASE.

Speaking as one who has done comprehensive research on the subject, I can say that there is nowhere near an acceptable level of Remus/Draco/Snape in the world.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

This is quite true. There should be more. You should write some. *nudges*

[kyasuriin.livejournal.com]

Remus/Draco, eh? eh? Did she pick MINE?! *goes to check* oh baby she did! *does happy dance in chair* You rock! Way to be an evil enabler!
also? Your Remus/Draco/Severus sounds delish.

*seconds PORN FOR THE WIN* (haha, I typed "SIN" instead of WIN at first...bwah)

[kyasuriin.livejournal.com]

LOL, just noticed your music. oh dear lord. *headdesk*

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

She did pick yours. I poked her extra hard. ;)

Current music

[captain-stem.livejournal.com]

Yes, I am mostly amused by the housemate in the shower.

Is this music as in Oh What Beautiful Music You're Making As You Flail Around Behind the Shower-Curtain? Or music as in 'having the Kaiser Chiefs on loud doesn't quite cover the gruntings of my solitary joy'?

Suppose there is worse music to write porn to. Is this a male or female housemate? *leers revoltingly*

Re: Current music

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

The latter. And the former, and now you're imagining this aren't you? Filthy pervert.