Gay bomb?

[wildestranger]

And this is why 'military intelligence' is the first example of an oxymoron I was ever taught at university.

Comments

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

But all they have to do is get some sex pollen!

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Well, alien sex pollen would make more sense...;)

[effervescent.livejournal.com]

*snorts* That is so, so sad.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Sad in so many ways. ;)

[jezrana.livejournal.com]

...See, I read that, and all I can think about is the "Let's start a war!" verse of the "Gay Bar" song.

[spacedye-vest.livejournal.com]

Haha! that was exactly the first thing that came to my mind :)

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Heh. I am not familiar with this song, but it sounds fascinating. :)

[spacedye-vest.livejournal.com]

You can see a clip here (http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/). Of course Electric Six have their own clip on YouTube, but I find the Flying Viking Kittens to be irresistible :)

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Hehee!

[topaz-eyes.livejournal.com]

It's truly scary that they *aren't* making this up.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Yet it is strangely believable that they would. *shakes head* And that was during Clinton, wasn't it?

[topaz-eyes.livejournal.com]

And that was during Clinton, wasn't it?

Yes, yes it was. *sighs*

[madeline871.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I can't believe these people are actually in charge.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

That's the disturbing part, isn't it?

[shaggydogstail.livejournal.com]

I hear they used American volunteers in the RAF as test subjects during WWII. *prods*

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

You are not terribly subtle, dear. Write it yourself!

[shaggydogstail.livejournal.com]

Subtlety is not a quality I have ever really aspired too. You should write it for me. Because...well, just because.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

You should come on YM. We are having an orgy.

[darth-cabal.livejournal.com]

I'm having trouble putting on my ass-kicking boots. Too much derisive laughter.

[captain-stem.livejournal.com]

Er, you got this story from The Onion, right?

And yeah it was under Clinton. Don't ask, don't tell, anyone...?

[medicinal-mirth.livejournal.com]

a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another

Dude, they must have been reading fanfic when they thought this up.

Honestly? It's a lovely idea! I know I'd pay to have a seat on the frontlines when this sort of thing went down. With my camera.