ooh I'm ready for it

[wildestranger]

Wait, does this mean that my writing/reading slash is in fact a giant pansexual orgy with my whole friendslist?

Bring it on! *divests self of clothes, arranges a few cushions, strikes tantalising pose*

Comments

[magic-at-mungos.livejournal.com]

*g* I think I read a comment on that wank saying that they'd remember their first Internet sexual experience. I agree with that.

Does this mean that my time in fandom before this has been one long case of surprise buttsexes?! ;)

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Surprise buttsexes indeed! Although, would that depend on the gender of the writer/reader, or the activity of the characters? Does that makes slash a free-for-all strap-on?

[magic-at-mungos.livejournal.com]

Umm. I think it would be strap ons for explicit stuff but if you prefer gen you're just asexual. I think. I haven't got the manual yet.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

And PG-13 fics would be like copping a feel, but with no removal of clothes?

[magic-at-mungos.livejournal.com]

Yep. And if you like both het and slash, it's just means you're an equal opportunity h0r.

[fourth_rose]

Not with the whole friendslist, just with the female part, it seems. Because according to the author of that priceless comment, guys obviously don't exist in the world of slash... apart from the fics themselves, I mean ;)

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Hey, none of that discrimination! I'm afraid I'll have to insist on an all-inclusive orgy. *g*

[fourth_rose]

*wails* It wasn't my idea, it was that person who said it was all about wimmin! I'd much rather have het-slash-gen all-gender orgies too!

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Well, come on then, take your clothes off! *leers*

[fourth_rose]

Can I leave my hat on? ;)

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Sure. But nothing else. Dress code, don't you know. *g*

[fourth_rose]

Undress code, rather ;))

[donnaimmaculata.livejournal.com]

I actually think that's a neat idea. Next time I discuss sexual encounters with my RL friends, I'll fill them in in the exciting kinks of scrolling (hot!) and typing (raunchy!) and the hot lesbian orgies on LJ.

On second thought, I insist on its being pansexual, too. Slash is not just for women.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

I know, I rather like the idea even if I wouldn't say it's an accurate representation of actual practices. Still, pansexual orgies!

[ignipes.livejournal.com]

SURPRISE ORGY! \o/!

*brings handcuffs*

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Ooh baby! Now you're talking. ;)

[shaggydogstail.livejournal.com]

No wonder I'm so bloody tired lately. Completely shagged out, apparently.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Perhaps next time you could restrict yourself to voyeuristic pleasures? Wouldn't want to wear you out, my dear. ;)

[shaggydogstail.livejournal.com]

But if just reading fic makes me a participant in sexual activity with the author and every other reader, how do I restrict myself for voyeurism? Perhaps voyeurism means just reading meta about porn instead of actual porn; it's certainly frustrating enough.

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

I remember the good old days, when we had to do it manually.

[rivier.livejournal.com]

Some of us still do. ::sighs::

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

With pen and paper, you mean? :P

[rivier.livejournal.com]

My eyes are open and moistly awaiting your wordy caresses.

WRITE ME HARD BABY! You know you want to.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

I'm both disturbed and impressed by the images that gives me. Eyefucking with pens?

And where's naked Ianto? I'm sure you promised me some!

[alaana-fair.livejournal.com]

So, I have no idea what this post refers to because I'm oblivious to lj wank most of the time, but the comments have had me laughing so hard I've just about peed my pants. So thanks for that.

Oh, and I know you don't know me, sorry to intrude on your lj. I was searching for recs for the hd_prophet and ended up here somehow. I think it might have been fate. *g*

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Heh, no worries, everyone is invited to the orgy. Draco would approve!

[ellie-nor.livejournal.com]

Oooooh, yes! Um....

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