Drabbles

[wildestranger]

These are kind of crap. I blame the heat for turning my brain into mush. All characters are over 18 here.

For kabeyk, who isn't feeling very well.

Being Cool Remus/Sirius/james


James has always known Remus is cool. Because he is a werewolf (this, in James’s second year, was the epitome of coolness), because he is clever (most appreciated in fifth year and the night before OWLs), and because he is an astonishingly innovative prankster. But coolness takes many forms, and this is one James had never expected to face.

When he opens the broom cupboard to find Remus and Sirius twisting against each other, shirts torn open and trousers in their ankles, making surprisingly familiar noises, James is astounded by Remus’ coolness. He has seen Sirius in such a state before (once with a sixth year Gryffindor girl, but usually by himself when he forgets to close the bathroom door), but Remus is a new sight. Skin glistening with sweat (James struggles not to follow the trail on Remus’ freckled stomach), mouth dark with kisses and whispering incredibly filthy instructions into Sirius’ ear. And then they both turn to look at him.

James swallows. And swallows again when Remus speaks.

“Hey there, Prongs.”

Sirius smirks at James’ open-mouthed stare, but Remus flicks his fingers and Sirius becomes serious again. Or biting his lip and trying not to scream.

“Give us a hand?”

James looks at Remus’ outstretched hands, and thinks about what it has just been doing to Sirius. What it could do to him.

Right, then.

As he steps forward and closes the cupboard door behind him, James doesn’t even mind the thought that he will never be as cool as Remus.



And for minnow_53. Just cause she is so nice.

Love is Remus/Sirius


“Love is…bringing your boyfriend ice-cream on a hot day.”

“My, aren’t you sappy, Msr. Padfoot.”

“You’re just jealous cause you didn’t think of it first.”

“I would never say anything so ridiculous.”

“No, because you’re Moony, and therefore grumpy and dignified.”

“And?”

“And that’s why you have me, to bring you ice-cream and say sappy things so you can continue to be dignified and deluded.”

“Is that a challenge, Msr Padfoot?”

“It might well be, Msr. Moony.”

“Well, in that case…love is dropping ice-cream all over your boyfriend’s chest. And then licking it off.”

Comments

[minnow-53.livejournal.com]

You did it! Thank you! Yay for ice-cream, especially today, when it's so hot I could actually melt. That's lovely, but I have to say I also love the R/S/J! I do adore filthy!Remus...

*big hugs* (If it isn't too hot!) I'm going to use a cold icon here.

^_^xx

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

It's supposed to be 30 degrees here. *waves hand in front of face* Hence the ice-cream. Oh how would I like some ice-cream *waves some more*

Thank you! I'm really glad you liked it.

And filthy!Remus? So the point of my existence. *grins*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_emeraldgreen/]

Mmm. They are SO not crap, ok? *stern look* The R/S/J was VERY hot! Mmm, I do love a naughty!Remus, and double mmm because of his freckled stomach. And the ice-cream drabble was also lovely, and I'm now having dirty thoughts involving bare chests, ice cream and lots of licking, so thank you for that!

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Yes, Mistress. *nods to the stern look*. There's just something about a freckled Remus that drives the sanest of people (as well as James Potter) into a frenzy of lust. When you couple that with ice-cream, well...it is a pleassnt thought, is it not?

Thank you! I'm so glad you liked them.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_emeraldgreen/]

Good. Don't make me be stern again!

Mmm and oh yes, freckles and ice cream inspire very, very pleasant thoughts indeed.

[minnow-53.livejournal.com]

Gosh, what you (personally, as in _emeraldgreen) couldn't do with a cornet... I'm not even going to mention flakes.

More fic? *very, very hopeful* Hot weather stuff? Suntan lotion, swimming pools? PADDLING pools? Okay, not very inspirational, sorry.

^_^xx

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

I second that. All of us suffering from the hot weather and pollution and noise of thousands of rugby fans outside our windows which must be kept open because of the bloody heat, we deserve licking ice-cream off Remus' chest fic. Come on! You know you want to!

Ahem. See, heat turning brain to mush.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_emeraldgreen/]

Oh, I dare someone to write ice cream!smut. Please? Please?

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

I'm doing the spanking fic. You do the ice-cream!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_emeraldgreen/]

I would, but I can't write smut. And ice-cream fic should be smutty! Oh yes. Hee, I'm so looking forward to your spanking fic!

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

What do you mean you can't write smut? I'm sure I've read your porn! Are you not one of them perverts of the week awrad winners?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_emeraldgreen/]

Not proper porn! I can do object/appliance kink, but not when it involves two people! See, I could do Sirius/ice cream or Remus/ice cream, but not Remus/Sirius/Ice cream. *giggles*

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

You could do them both secretly ogling each other and thinking up naughty things to do with ice-cream, but without actually doing anything. The UST! The heat! The ice-cream! You want to, don't you? Think about the ice-cream...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_emeraldgreen/]

*giggles*

I do quite want to...I could use some ice cream right now actually. I have officially melted in the heat.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

You do that and I'll add an extra scene in the spanking fic about what Remus does with his hands after Sirius has been spanked. Just for you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_emeraldgreen/]

Oh, oh, exciting! Yes please! I shall try, although I haven't been successful today, what with the heat!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_emeraldgreen/]

Ooh, one of those cornets with chocolate inside! Oh yes. Argh, I was meant to be writing drabbles today, but I managed about 2 sentences of yours and then melted in the heat. *fans self*

Paddling pools? *giggles*

[topaz-eyes.livejournal.com]

Wicked, my dear. Delightfully wicked. ;-)

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

I do like to be wicked...thank you! I'm glad you liked them!

[kabeyk.livejournal.com]

See, I promised myself I'd answer my e-mails and go straight to bed...

But, uhhh. Sorry to quote such a large portion, but, uhhh.

but Remus is a new sight. Skin glistening with sweat (James struggles not to follow the trail on Remus’ freckled stomach), mouth dark with kisses and whispering incredibly filthy instructions into Sirius’ ear.

Oh, Remus is so cool, and so hot. Absolutely bloody wonderful. And you're listening to Muse, ahh.

Heh, Robin bought me ice cream today.

Right, bed now, no more fic reading. Much love,

kxx

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Thank you! It is Remus' coolness that makes him so hot.

Just bought the Muse album, and it is so good. I keep wiggling in my chair as I listen to it in a daft attempt to dance. Silly me.

And ice-cream? Lucky you. But then you deserve it, and hope it made you feel better.

[pre-raphaelite1.livejournal.com]

*flails* Cool!Remus... "Give us a hand?" *flails more* God, why is the ever so unflustered Remus so bloody hot???

“No, because you’re Moony, and therefore grumpy and dignified.” *cackles* That is SUCH a Sirius comment. I love you!

And this does remind me of one of the first romance novels I ever read... Jude Deveraux's Knight in Shining Armor. Has this whole ice cream sex scene between the two main (sadly het, but happily naked) characters. And it ends with, I kid you not, the guy saying "I do believe, madam, that you have melted my icecream!" *snickers*

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Thank you! It is that masterful tone of his, the knowing he can affect others and not be affected himself...

And Sirius, bless him. I'm starting to worry because I find it too easy to hear the Sirius-voice in my head.

Jude Deveraux? That was on the first romance novels I read, let's see, about fifteen years ago. Although I don't remember anything about the ice-cream. Clearly my misspent youth is coming back to haunt me.

[pre-raphaelite1.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Yes, the book came out in 89, I'm pretty sure, because I was 8 or 9 at the time. Why my parents let me read smut books at that age is beyond me... But it probably does explain a lot.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Heh. I started reading Harlequin romances at the age of ten and it all went downhill from there. I think I read that when I was about eleven, and started writing bad pastiche time travels stories as a result.

[spessartine.livejournal.com]

Uhh, that first one melted my brain with its cool Remus hotness. Yow. And indeed Yum.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Thank you! It's the hot weather, honestly...

[spessartine.livejournal.com]

Heh, yes, that's what I'm currently blaming too.

[angelamalfoy.livejournal.com]

I love the first one...how very dirty! The second is nice too, but it made me giggle upon that first sentence My boyfriend and I have a code phrase meaning, "i'm horny, lets go somewhere a little more private" when around other people, so they don't know what we are talking about. It's ususally something like "I could sure go for some *icecream* right now" Great drabbles though...you should write one for me...if I had an idea for one! But I don't, sadly. I'll come up with one.

[wildestranger.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm glad you liked them. Ice-cream has such an innocent sound, doesn't it? Which makes it most appropriate for other things.

[angelamalfoy.livejournal.com]

yes...I thought so too.

[persephone56.livejournal.com]

Damn! I followed over kabeyk's rec and found this bit of sizzling fic. I love fics that idolize Remus. I cannot believe how cool you are for writing this. *melts*

Except melted is a bad state to be in for watching the ice cream porn that's about to commence in the second drabble. Darn!

[tesseract-5.livejournal.com]

haha! just read these, Remus!belly