sarcasm always wins out in the end

Here is a little something for pre_raphaelite1! It is not as porny as I had wished but I hope it cheers you up anyway!

Title: An Invitation
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: R
Words: 1001
Era: MWPP
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns the characters, I have no permission to use them and I am making no money out of this. No infringement of copyright is intended. Poetry by Emily Dickinson.

Both characters are over 18.

An Invitation
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Here is the proper birthday present! Happy birthday _emeraldgreen!

Title: The licking of ankles is a serious game
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: PG-13
Words:629
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns these characters, I have no permission to use tham and I am making no money out of this. No infringement of copyright is intended.

Both characters are over 18.

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This story was inspired by the dogdaysofsummer challenge.

Title: The Days Are Bright
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Words: 5729
Era: Post-Hogwarts, pre-Azkaban
Summary: The summer after finishing Hogwarts Remus was kicked in the face by the Werewolf Registry.
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns these characters, I have no permission to use them and I am making no money out of this. No infringement of copyright is intended.
Thanks to kabeyk and pre_raphaelite1 for listening to me moaning about this and looking through it.
Cross-posted to remusxsirius, remus_centric and starcrossedmoon

Both characters are over 18.

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Here is a fic I promised for coconutswirl, for making me this lovely icon.

Title: How To Get What You Want Without Taking It
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: R
Words: 2016
Era: Post-Hogwarts, pre-Azkaban.
Summary: Prompts were whiskey, fire escape, Amsterdam, bashing Wordsworth.
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns these characters, I have no permission to use them and I am making no money out of this. No infringement of copyright is intended.
Thanks to pre_raphaelite1 for conversation and betaing!
Cross-posted to remusxsirius and sirius_centric

Both characters are over 18.

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Title: Freckles
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: R?
Words: 1169
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns the characters, I have no permission to use tham and I am making no money out of this. No infringement of copyright is intended.
Warning: A bit sappy. And quite suggestive.
Summary: Remus has freckles, Sirius goes mad.
Dedicated to kabeyk for pointing out the inherent porniness of freckles. Will be crossposted to remusxsirius and two_boys

Both characters are over 18 here.

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Happy Birthday fleshdress! I realise this is a bit early (was planning to post this at 00:05, but then remembered I have to get up at five), but I'm going away tomorrow for a few days (to see U2. again.mwhahaa) and leaving early in the morning, so...here it is! Hope you like it, and hope your birthday is full of porn and fit blokes and whatever your perverted little heart desires!

Title: Split Me Open With Devotion
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Implied violence and sexual abuse (not in R/S, though).
Words: 2599
Summary: Sirius is molested, Remus is conflicted.
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns the characters, I have no permission to use them and I am making no money out of this. No infringement of copyright is intended.
Notes: Should anyone be looking for spanking or freckles (you know who you are), I'm afraid there isn't as much as I thought there would be.

Both characters are over 18 here.

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First drabble (see, I'm easily inspired) for _emeraldgreen
Remus/Sirius. hands, words 200. title from U2's 'Do You Feel Loved'. Both characters are over 18 here.

take these hands they're good for nothing

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I wasn't planning on doing any writing, being caught in the tangles of the Celtic Moonstar Fuh-Q-Fest, but then this started calling to me. It was supposed to be humour at first. Yes, I find that funny too. Well, at least this one didn't make me cry while I was writing it.
There will be three parts, next one hopefully maybe next week.
And now I'm off to see U2. Mwhahaa.

Title: The Law of Seduction 1/3
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: R
Words: 2036
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns the characters, I have no permission to use them and I'm making no money out of this. No infringement of copyright is intended.
Summary:The law of seduction takes the form of an uninterrupted ritual exchange where seducer and seduced constantly raise the stakes in a game that never ends.
Feedback is most welcome, particularly constructive criticism.
Will be cross-posted to remusxsirius and remus_centric. Maybe starcrossedmoon. Do you think it's angsty enough?

Both characters are over 18 here.

The Law of Seduction
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Part two
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I started writing this with the Celtic Moonstar Fuh-Q-Fest in mind, but it quickly turned into something else, and so I decided to write something else for my assignment. This is a bit different from what I usually do, and I was surprised when I innocently sat down with a notebook to make some observations about my research and this poured out. So any comments will be doubly welcome. Also a warning: Be careful when you sit down with a notebook.

Title: The Meaning of Signs
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warning: sex and naughty words.
Words: 2327
Summary: After Hogwarts, there is war and sex and angst.
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns the characters, I have no permission to use them and I am making no money out of this. No infringement of copyright is intended.
Feedback is most welcome, especially constructive criticism.
Notes: Dedicated to fleshdress and kabeyk who have had less than pleasant experiences lately. I hope that the sight of Remus and Sirius' suffering will cheer you up. Will be crossposted to remusxsirius, remus_centric and starcrossedmoon

Both characters are over 18 here.

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