sarcasm always wins out in the end

Damn you, delicious, damn you! Now I have to make all this effort to share the porn.

So here's a rec:

Replay

Cracky time-travel fic by unforgott3n, in which Charles goes back to 1962 in order to seduce Erik to give up genocide. Hot and hilarious. You should read it.

I went to a party on Friday, ended up coming home at 4 am and being too hungover to get up until 7 pm. I think I should reconsider my party-drinking plans. Still, it was a good party, and I had a lovely chat about Judith Butler and was given the opportunity to list all the English monarchs from William the Conqueror onwards, which, if you know me, is my idea of the most fun you can have.

There was also a Guy Who Would Not Take No For An Answer. ( Read more... )

Bah, anyway.
Here's some fic that I've enjoyed this weekend.

all my friends are bad kids by blackwayfarers. The Social Network RPF, Jesse/Andrew, 20000 words, roadtrip. This is a story that makes life seem richer and more interesting than it does in reality. Also, it made me want to do a roadtrip across America, which is not an urge I have felt before.

And by the same author, not a through street. The Social Network RPF, Jesse/Andrew, 25000. Andrew moves in with Jesse and there is sweet love and pining.

Carpe Brewski by gyzym. X-Men: First Class, Charles/Erik, Fratboy AU. There is a lot of drinking and pining and hilarity, and it makes me gurgle with joy. WIP.

Limited Release. X-Men: First Class, Charles/Erik, Modern AU where Erik is an FBI agent at the mutant department and Charles is a genetics professor at Columbia. This also makes me gurgle with joy, but sometimes there are also high-pitched squealing noises and actual flapping of hands. It's that DELIGHTFUL. If you only read one fic in this post, read this one. Also, WIP, sadly, but updated regularly.

I went to see X-men: First Class. Short review: I love Erik Lensherr and everything he chooses to be. ( Read more... )

Anyway, is there porn yet? There should be porn.